The Cosby Method

The method used when you want to ask your crush out with drugs without them knowing you’re using drugs.

“Yo, did you hear how Jeremy asked out his girl?”
“Yeah man! Didn’t he use the famous The Cosby Method?”
“Yeah! I mean granted, he went to jail, but at least the girl didn’t have to buy her own drinks.”

by Monty McSquishy October 27, 2019

Chris Method

A group-buy slows down massively and needs to finish fast and Chris says if we finish your gonna get a ultimate grail.

Alright if we finish JB You get Homicide, I call this the Chris Method

by mykel YURRRR October 7, 2023

Method To Madness

Definition for when someone does something seemingly crazy (i.e mad) for something of greater good.

Some evil guy: I'm going to blow up the city, there's a method to madness here.

Gramma Nasi: That's not how you use that term.

by wldjkcnlewrhkgbf August 18, 2021

The Micah Method

Hanging yourself while watching wierd japanese porn and seeing if you can splooch before your air supply is cut off. Typically, “Have Nageela” is blasted whole preforming this act.

“Hey bro, where’s Micah?”
“Ya dude, I think he’s trying to complete The Micah Method in his room.”

by Sewer Jew August 20, 2018

Method Athlete

Much like a method actor, a method athlete will exercise their craft while throughout the day. A method athlete will dribble a basketball while in the grocery store.

The method athlete baseball player has never been seen with a baseball in his hand. Much like a method actor, this athlete is always in character with his sport.

by ERIC Jenson August 10, 2016

Jenga method

The fine art of pulling out while piping down your bae , mistress, etc... this move IS NOT FOR EVERYONE takes skill , practice makes perfect , not an easy thing to do while In the action of pounding the pussy any failed attempt in the jenga method will result in a unplanned child or a quick drive to your local cvs/rite aid to purchase plan B , jenga method is not recommend for beginners or quick cummers stay safe kids :)...

Boy: “this pussy A1 I’m boutta nut”
Girl: moans “you better pull out”
Boy: “don’t worry I perfected that jenga method “
Girl : moans “what’s the jenga method”

Boy: pulls out & bust on her ass,boobs, stomach ,face etc...

by Dsav Da Goat October 1, 2018

Third Method

When a girl gives birth to a baby over the toilet and she flushes it to get rid of the baby. Babies who survive usually become dumpster babies.

Carlos: Hey did you hear about what happened yesterday at prom night?
Kevin: What happened?
Carlos: Karen pulled the Third Method in the Female Bathroom Stalls!
Kevin: Wow! I hope her parents don't find out!

by Kalvinater April 21, 2019