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merchwhore

Someone who goes to a show for the sole reason of buying a band's merch. They may or may not actually like the band, but their main focus is to wear the band's merch inorder to look cool.
Adam is such a merchwhore. Look at him buying a hoodie instead of watching the show.
by freebird435 April 16, 2008
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MerWhore

A derisive term for young women who ascribe to a generic aesthetic defined primarily by bleached-blonde highlights, tube tops, short shorts, wedge heels, and an idiotic facial expression. The term developed as a way of describing a character on the now-defunct soap opera Passions, who was a boyfriend-stealing mermaid who had taken on fully human form. Later, the influence of SNL's "Lothar of the Hill People" came to bear on the common use of Merwhore, as people began singing "Merwhore, of the Mer-People" whenever a common merwhore was sighted.
"MERWHORE, of the Merrrrrr People!"

"That sorority slut in the tube top is a total merwhore."

"Only merwhores bleach their hair that particular shade of blonde."
by Non-merwhore August 11, 2008
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Merhn

Noun- An extremely violent move or action, or a violent obese white girl, with curly hair, from the country.
He justed merhned the crap out of me! She is such a merhn.
by Kuntryboi March 15, 2010
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scar merchant

An amateur tattooist or "professional" of bad reputation and low-quality (and low priced) work. Usually an amateur or "a friend who works out of their house", scar merchants, or scratchers are unschooled, unsanitary and generally a big mistake. Going to one is literally buying a scar.
Dude, fuck that guy! Billy Bob is a scar merchant. Go to Tattoo City on Lombard for good work.
by Dr. Badwrench November 8, 2007
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Dole Merchant

Usually people living in city's and towns who do p nothing only cause trouble. Are on "benefits", unemployed and are not seeking work.
The town is covered in dole merchants.

You're man's only a dole merchant, does nothing while i break my back working hard on the farm.
by Agrilawd May 16, 2021
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Merh

Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, onomatopoeia, and can literally replace any word in the English language. Used to describe feelings of indifference, extreme happiness, sadness, confusion, surprise, anger, or frustration. Acceptable in any situation imaginable.
Hey can you pass me the merh?
I feel so merh today
What the merh?!
by ifeelmerh April 24, 2011
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Pie merchant

A fat person; someone who delights in he scranning of pies.

See also Boffer, Pie master Fat Pastie
Look at that fat pie merchant!

Shut your face pie merchant!
by MaddogMotherFucker June 24, 2005
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