Old Meg

A condom that is always present in one's wallet just in case for some surprise nookie.

Made in Peep Show, courtesy of Mark Corrigan

"I need to replace Old Meg after I boned that fine poon tang last night!"

by LegsUpGashOut January 19, 2010

Shut up, Meg

Taken from the hit sitcom "Family Guy," this phrase can be said to anybody who either kills a joke, makes an uncalled for comment, or otherwise just needs to be ridiculed spontaneously.

Steve: "I think that octoberfest might be the best beer ever."

Bobby: "I agree"

Jeff: "I think beer is disgusting no matter what it is."

Steve to Jeff: "Shut up, Meg."

by whitey McRosenski September 18, 2010

Shut up Meg.

Phrase normally used when some dick says something stupid
at an irrelevant time, and/or say's a joke that isn't funny
in any way at all.

*in the middle of a silence*
James: Hey guys! Check this out!
John: Shut up Meg.

by haz98 August 16, 2012

basz meg

Hungarian for "fuck you!" Can also be used to compliment any sentence...

"Gyere már basz meg!" - "Fucking come on!"

by scotyi December 16, 2008

Doing a Meg

When you are doing a number two in the bed, or anywhere that isn't a toilet

Doing a Meg came about cause Meg couldn't come to work one day cause she had severe gastro and had an accident in bed so she did a meg.

by iamsbp May 8, 2020

shut up meg

shut up

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by PumpkinEater64 April 27, 2020

Meggy Meg

Thinking of 'Snoop Doggy Dog' or 'Fergie Ferg' but used for the name Megan. Megan's all over the world who have adopted this nickname are usually confident, silly, and loooove to have fun ! You should get yourself a Meggy Meg, they're a blast to be around.

Guy 1: Wow, look at her she's so fun-loving and bubbly.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wish I knew her name.
Guy 3: She looks like a Meggy Meg to me.
*others nod in agreement*

by olive z March 7, 2009