going to meet the mule

getting ready for/leaving to go to work; bitching about having to go to your job

I'm going to meet the mule. Gonna follow that mule all day long, staring at its butt

by gravyloaf October 23, 2007

it was really nice to meet you

"you couldn't understand how much i wanted to fuck you"
normally sent as a text message after one has met a potential female in a bar or such situation and has had an unsuccesful night in terms of sleeping with said female. the general underlying message remains; "i'm going to play the nice guy role and hopefully fuck you sometime in the future"
ever man's most depressing text message

it was really nice to meet you tonight, we should hook up soon for a 'drink'

by ArabianMonkeyPenguin April 12, 2011

Where the seams meet

Vagina reference.

I finger blasted her where the seams meet.

by Alexander Skinbound August 11, 2016

e-meet

The initial electronic correspondence between strangers.

It was nice to e-meet you, hope to hear from you again.

by swest May 14, 2005

come meet my cat

Female invitation to sexual intercourse.

Come meet my cat and make that pussy purr.

by e-sushi August 31, 2014

e-meet

Shorthand for "electronic meet." Used when two parties meet or are introduced to each other for the first time via an electronic medium such as email, IM, Twitter, facebook, etc...

After a he had been contacted by email from a vendor he had never met before, Josey wrote back: "It is a pleasure to e-meet you and I look forward to servicing your needs with my quality computer consulting."

by ozod July 23, 2010

Lunch Meet

Lunch Meet is a useless waste of time; bull shitting and babbling.

Unicorn: Good Noon!
Rainbow: Good Nooon!
Unicorn: How's your xanax?
Rainbow: I'm too scared to take it!
Unicorn: Eat my hamburger
Shuman: I love Lunch Meet!

by Shuman's Dad June 9, 2009