meatloaf

homemade spam sent from an individual to his entire mailing list, usually jokes or pictures.

Ever since that dang noob got my address I get meatloaf every day.

by MaxRake June 6, 2005

meaty

The state of a penis between erect and limp. Halfway up

Are you up yet? No, I'm just meaty

by Dennis Hill May 24, 2006

meaty thigh

The portion of the body sited above the knee, below the waiste and on the inside of the leg. Usually touched by Uncles, preists and dads. Well Paul's is.

The priest gasped when he saw the little boys meaty thigh and he popped 300,000 boners per sec and almost fainted. But no, he grabbed it and rubbed his penis on it and came all over it and then got sued for a million dollars for not licking his mess off.

by Miles March 29, 2005

Russian Meatloaf Surprise

The act of a male defecating on a woman's stomach while jacking off. As he gets ready to cum, he cums on top of the recently dropped loaf, thus creating a Russian Meatloaf Surprise.

Hey girl! you been real good to dis nigga. So feast your body upon my gift to you. A "Russian Meatloaf Surprise".

by Brown Squared January 9, 2010

Mealy

dirty, grimy, sloppy, trashy or or inferior in some way. Sub- par.

That guy thinks he's the shit, but look how mealy his shoes are!

The humidity has made this into a mealy day.

by Tamela T. July 15, 2010

meatlapse

When a vegetarian eats meat.

She had been a vegetarian for 3 years, but had a meatlapse at Western Sizzlin' last week.

by ashleexoxo March 9, 2011

meatlizard

Eye-catching nomenclature used in spam

Subject: We can make your meatlizard mighty and strong.

by meatlizard May 26, 2011