meaty

The state of a penis between erect and limp. Halfway up

Are you up yet? No, I'm just meaty

by Dennis Hill May 24, 2006

meaty thigh

The portion of the body sited above the knee, below the waiste and on the inside of the leg. Usually touched by Uncles, preists and dads. Well Paul's is.

The priest gasped when he saw the little boys meaty thigh and he popped 300,000 boners per sec and almost fainted. But no, he grabbed it and rubbed his penis on it and came all over it and then got sued for a million dollars for not licking his mess off.

by Miles March 29, 2005

Measy

A sloppy shit, ice creamish, messy.

Watch the short film 'two girls one cup'- perfect example of the word- "measy"

by ayadih January 5, 2008

Mealy

dirty, grimy, sloppy, trashy or or inferior in some way. Sub- par.

That guy thinks he's the shit, but look how mealy his shoes are!

The humidity has made this into a mealy day.

by Tamela T. July 15, 2010

Meaty Pasta

You hide your dick and pasta and surprise the girl eating it into giving you a blowjob.

I meaty pasta'd my gf last night she thought I was being a good bf.

by Meat Man October 26, 2012

Meaty Bow Tie

The wrapping of one's penis around the base of the scrotum and then held tight against the inner thigh without using one's hands.

I showed her the meaty bow tie and that's how I met your mother.

by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

Meaty Tweaty

Sending out dick pics on Twitter

I was on Twitter when I saw a meaty tweaty

by Me. Walrus March 31, 2016