Puppy de Mayo

A puppy's celebration of cinco de mayo and only for puppies which involves piñatas,pin the tail on the donkey, milk bones, and puppies wearing sombreros. A puppy's favorite holiday.

Madelyn: Hey Paul what's up?

Me: Nothing much. Just getting my puppy ready for puppy de mayo.

Tim: maglerts

Brett: you are one crazy bone piece.

by Paul Munda December 6, 2012

Mayoed

Getting a face full of Mayo.

As a direct result to being Cream-pied, Kovac Mayoed berg

by Big Janks October 8, 2008

Mayonaise Twinns

About to be the best band you've never heard of.

Hey bro, it's about to be a Mayonaise Twinns explosion up in here.
The Mayonaise Twinnsare about to schmear the Paradise tonight.

by jfitzzz November 13, 2013

Mayda

A phantom island in the North Pacific. Appeared on maps from the medieval area to 1906.

"I love fictional islands like The Antilles and Mayda. What made those Cartographers include them?"

by MorriganofEire March 23, 2017

Mayda.

Mayda is my daughter who will fuck a bitch up if needed. And she will be the best and nicest person you'll ever meet

"Have you me Mayda. shes amazing. "

by Kliberty05 December 29, 2018

magic mayonaise

the semen-like substaince that comes out of a unicorns horn after jerking it off.

Did you like the sandwich? I made it with some magic mayonaise.

by mr. hot sausage June 23, 2011

alpha mayo

The ejaculation of an Alpha Male; an Alpha Male’s ejaculation

Sorority Girl 1: “Did you guys fuck?”
Sorority Girl 2: “Hell yeah, girl. He put his Alpha Mayo all over my tits”

by Alpha Mayo Man July 17, 2019