Beatimus Maximus

the maximum amount of times you can beat off in one day.

"jeez, it's so sore Jim, I think I've achieved Beatimus Maximus"

by marmarthe2nd July 21, 2006

Twaticus Maximus

When your girlfriend / wife / female so is being a pain in the ass. Basically like you would call somebody who was being a pain in the ass a Twat. But this is saying they are being a Twat to the Max and really need to back off.

1. I was going to go out Friday and play poker with the guys but my girl was all being Twaticus Maximus about us not having enough US time.

2. Your girlfriend is beyond a bitch, shes a twaticus maximus

by Booty King September 5, 2006

Yeetus Maximus prime

The Yeet of all Yeets, on the way to Yeetus Omega.

“Yeetus Maximus Prime activate!”

by Yeeticus Maximus Prime October 14, 2019

Wangus Maximus

1) Extremely massive male reproductive organs.

2)Huge meat

I don't like to brag, but the doctor told me I have a rare condition called Wangus Maximus. Want to see?

by sam ward June 15, 2007

Pepsimus maximus

Another name for a can of Pepsi

"Yo son go grab me a cold pepsimus maximus outta the fridge"

by Razzo01 June 30, 2018

Littious Maximus

Scientific term for lit ; Pinnacle of litness

"I went out partying last weekend. Some might say that it was.. Littious Maximus."

by Litty Dee September 10, 2018

Wankus Maximus

A satirical name given to a dedicated masturbator.

Person A: Karim has been losing a lot of weight lately.
Person B: That's a small price one has to pay, to earn the title of Wankus Maximus.

by Titan90 September 2, 2019