A term used to describe a series of choices somebody made in their life that left them getting fucked in the ass in jail by a 6'6" black guy named Bubba or Ray Ray.
Scott Peterson pulled a maurice clarett when he killed his wife and threw her in the lake. Now he is in prison for life with "beautiful Bubba".
by Jason W. September 19, 2006
Get the maurice clarett mug.A hot mf smoking hot girl. She is hard to come across, abuse she is so unique. She may look as inocente as a puppy but she can be hella sexual, she can be the nicest person ever, but if u wrong her you’ll surly be sorry. She can come across as cute or sexy but you’ll always have a great time with her
“Gee isn’t Maura cute?” ~. “Cute? She’s fucking hot”
“Don’t get Maura mad, cus when she’s mad, well no has come back to tell the story
“Don’t get Maura mad, cus when she’s mad, well no has come back to tell the story
by 0hWise0ne May 5, 2018
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Get the Maurice mug.Guy1: Oh man, catch that Maurice Green
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Guy1:yeah
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by Dusitn for Pres in 96 April 24, 2005
Get the Maurice Green mug.Similar to a glory hole. You have a hole cut in the wall with the intention of putting your cock through it. The caveat being a life size cardboard cut out of Maury Povich is stapled to wall. Giving the illusion of sucking off Maury. Big fans of daytime television (Usually fat housewives) fantasize tons about being able to suck off their tv god.
My wife and I talked about ways of spicing things up in bed recently. She brought of the idea of a Mauryhole...I got an easy blowjob out of it so who am I to say no?
by clint-beast-wood January 13, 2015
Get the Mauryhole mug.A Boy That is really good having sexual relation ships . Has a big private part and is very cute and knows how to treat a girl with loyalty
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