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Similar to a glory hole. You have a hole cut in the wall with the intention of putting your cock through it. The caveat being a life size cardboard cut out of Maury Povich is stapled to wall. Giving the illusion of sucking off Maury. Big fans of daytime television (Usually fat housewives) fantasize tons about being able to suck off their tv god.
My wife and I talked about ways of spicing things up in bed recently. She brought of the idea of a Mauryhole...I got an easy blowjob out of it so who am I to say no?
Mauryhole by clint-beast-wood January 13, 2015
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murkhole 

An amorphous/mystical/apocryphal orifice of the body into which various 'objects' may be inserted in disgust.
Highbert: Ah, dood, did you see Highland yesterday? He pissed Craiggers off and got it right in the murkhole.
murkhole by Hhhweidman April 25, 2009
She's the type of girl who is shy but put her with the right people and she's the happiest and most bubbly person ever. She is very supportive and loyal, and she will be with you through thick and thin. Maryhelen tries to be friends with everyone she meets and does whatever she can to make everyone happy. You would be lucky enough to call her a friend. In a relationship she seems innocent and sweet but she's really not. If you find a Maryhelen, keep her. Hold on to her forever. You'll never find another girl like her.
Person 1: Who's the beautiful goofball over there?
Person 2: That's Maryhelen.
Maryhelen by JustARandomGurl12 March 24, 2021

murrhole 

A furry character's anus or vagina. Also calls a "tailhole"
Being the slut he was, the wolf raised his tail and grinned, wanting to get yiffed in his murrhole.
murrhole by ArAnon June 10, 2016
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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