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Similar to a glory hole. You have a hole cut in the wall with the intention of putting your cock through it. The caveat being a life size cardboard cut out of Maury Povich is stapled to wall. Giving the illusion of sucking off Maury. Big fans of daytime television (Usually fat housewives) fantasize tons about being able to suck off their tv god.
My wife and I talked about ways of spicing things up in bed recently. She brought of the idea of a Mauryhole...I got an easy blowjob out of it so who am I to say no?
Mauryhole by clint-beast-wood January 13, 2015
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murkhole 

An amorphous/mystical/apocryphal orifice of the body into which various 'objects' may be inserted in disgust.
Highbert: Ah, dood, did you see Highland yesterday? He pissed Craiggers off and got it right in the murkhole.
murkhole by Hhhweidman April 25, 2009
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Person 2: That's Maryhelen.
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murrhole 

A furry character's anus or vagina. Also calls a "tailhole"
Being the slut he was, the wolf raised his tail and grinned, wanting to get yiffed in his murrhole.
murrhole by ArAnon June 10, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026