Malteaser

A brunette girl, but with a very blonde mind. Therefor being brown on the outside, blonde inside.

Shes a total malteaser, brunette but thick as a blonde

by rona8z November 22, 2009

civil matter

In policing, a crime that the police cannot be bothered to deal with.

"Sorry sir, that robbery is a civil matter"

by Zamzara October 24, 2007

Matter Of Pat

The greatest rapper within a 3 ft radius of his dorm room.

Yo, Matter Of Pat sucks, but I can't turn away!

by MC Squared December 5, 2004

Mattergy

What the universe is made up of: matter and engery. There is known mattergy(4%) and Dark Mattergy(96%).

So what's everything in the world made of? MATTERGY!

by Chemgeek January 16, 2008

Wobbly Matter

The female breasts, mammeries, titties etc

Boobs are made from a substance that scientists call wobbly matter.

by Mr Lizard August 22, 2004

dark matter

matter than cannot reflect sunlight. theres about 90% of matter is dark matter. which means the universe could be more cluttered than we thought

Dark Matter is a lot like anti-matter which is now completley gone

by Thomas Henriksson September 16, 2005

Matteis

Matteis is a pretty chill guy. He’s always got loads of bitches on the go, but rumour has it that it’s all thanks to his sexy porn-stache and astounding height of 5’4”. You’ll probably catch him long boarding on an adventure to a local restaurant to surprise a friend. If you have a Matteis, you should keep them. They’re rare and always a great time.

Who’s that sexy beast over there?!
Oh that’s Matteis. Better hold on to your girl cause he’ll swoop her off her feet.

by libbysnoot September 2, 2020