Fuck-mat

When a girl carrying around a yoga mat isn’t actually coming from a yoga class, but she in fact is carrying around the mat she would like to fuck you on.

Cindy is horny and walking around the city with her fuck-mat, but people think she just came from yoga class.

by Brian Carlson 2 June 14, 2018

beer mat notes

notes from around the world

beer mat notes (this one was found in a pub in santa ana): "i love you. you are great. you can do anything. you make me happy. thats why i want to make you happy, too."

by Krkič May 18, 2020

pork mat

A reference to a discord conversation, a slur for stuck-up people.

God. That dude is such a pork mat.

by A ham sandwich April 28, 2022

Mom-dro-mat

What you call your mom's house when thats the only place you go to wash your clothes because it's free.

Comes from the name Laundromat. Since it's you mom's house you call it Mom-dro-mat.

Can also be called Dad-dro-mat. If you go to your Dad's house.

Friend: Look at this huge pile of dirty clothes when are you going to wash.

You: I will when I get a chance.

Friend: When you get a chance? There is a laundromat right down the street.

You: No way I not paying to wash my clothes I go to my Mom's house.

Friend: Oh yeah the good ole Mom-dro-mat

by Deezo88 May 26, 2011

THE TEE TEE MAT

The floor mat your boyfriend has in front of his toilet. When he tee tees, it splashes everywhere and the tee tee mat catches it.

When Booch takes a midnight poop, she holds her feet out straight to avoid the tee tee mat.

by The Real Booch May 20, 2022

Pat a Mat

Popular Czech cartoon of two guys(Pat and Mat) that try to overcome problems with slavic engineering.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Pat a Mat the movie?
Guy 2: Yeah it was really good!

by im never gonna use this July 13, 2022

Door mat

Usually a women who gets tret like shit and cheated on all the time some times firsted (not in the gud way) and always put down and made to feel like shit while taking the blame and always taking them back

Hey Christie you fat bitch door mat why dont you just do us all a favour and die...... oh sorry babe i didnt mean it just give me sum plant and get back in to bed and ill make it all better.

by christiefowler May 24, 2010