masturbation

something a guy has to do every day if he hasnt had sex or it will come out at night in the form of a wet dream and mess up his boxers

brb gotta go masturbate

by sycop August 21, 2006

Masturbation

playing with a women's pussy using (toys hands fruits)

Selena's so horny every morning I see a video of her doing masturbation on Pornhub

by love florida August 21, 2016

Masturbate

Waxing the Turtle or shaving the carrot.

Frederick woke up with a boner so he went in the bathroom and waxed his turtle.

He really needed to blow his load so he shaved the carrot in the shower.

"It means masturbate if you haven't got that ar tard!"

by PeckMcGee October 14, 2008

masturbate

*some of the* slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank, and waxing your carrot.

Now... Banning fantasizing about your neighbors wife? Well what else is a man supposed to think about while he's waxing his carrotmasturbate?
-Source: George Carlin

by Aazn February 20, 2006

masturbate

when a man slowly and while getting quicker rubs his penis up and down when he is horny until he ejaculates. results in extreme satisfaction.

last night i walked in on my brother masturbating. it made me horny so i stole his playboy, took off all my clothes, and started to masturbate in my room.

by AlwaysBord April 14, 2007

Masturbation

The act of one touching and rubbing their genitals to induce sexual pleasure, often to the point of orgasm.
The most common age group to engage in this act are teens and young adults. Research show that the average age for one to start is 12.8, and the average for one to finally stop is 29.6. In some religions, particularly Christianity, masturbation is considered a sin.

A very common act for teens to do is masturbation.

by brianbuddy2 ACP December 22, 2018

masturbate

verb.
1.to perform a form of pleasure to ones self.
2.to perform a form of pleasure onto someone.

i need to masturbate im to horny to talk.

by deek22 May 3, 2006