Markinism

To be extremely well organised and productive.

I hereby perform markinism and cross the desert to fetch you water for your tribe.

by stevenson gray January 30, 2008

Markilepsy

The condition where seeing a pornographic image either in person or on a screen causes the markileptic to instantly fall asleep.

"Damn dude, I walked in on my roommate, and he was passed out at his computer with his dick out while while a youporn video was playing."

"Wow, your roommate must be have Markilepsy."

by delathedeligator88 May 14, 2009

markiest

stupid but funny he loves to wear shaggy pants and loves xxxtentacion his teachers fucking hate him espacially ms scott
he waste food. he kno da wae and he also tall

markiest :cheezeticks

by offwhitemasteroof February 28, 2018

marzuki

A person who can do everything. A person that can shoot straight, get money, moonwalk in the sky, and much more.

Bro : Damn how did he punch that wall without hurting his hand? He's sooo Marzuki!

by tomboyexpert January 18, 2020

Markiplier

A man who was amazing and this is a new one so it's absolutely correct or the fuckin rest of them are from like 2013 anyway I'm swag currently watching Markiplier right now so fuck you

Swagest person: Dude I'm watching Markiplier right now! Dude guy: who the fuck is Markiplier? Swagest person: you don't fucking know him you're an absolute dipshit

by Ranboosdirtymask🤪🖐🏻 July 17, 2021

Anti-Marking Association

1. Lame group of noobs that lack the necessary skills to form complete and coherrent sentences.
2. The acronym stands for Anti-Man Association, stemming from the fact that the group was started as a hangout for pre-op transexuals.
3. Also known as the "Gay.M.A."

If you were any more lame you could qualify to be the Queen of the AMA.

by ZMaskedGuy January 27, 2005

Fake Markiplier Fans

Someone who is obsessed with markiplier (a famous youtuber) They think they know every single detail about him and when someone else doesn't know a little detail they call them fake fans and think they are superior to them.

Markiplier is a youtuber who has as of 09/12/16 around 14 million subscribers and is pretty famous. I talk to a few people who are obsessed with him and I think this should be a definition.

Fake Markiplier fans:
Girl 1: " Where's the blacksmith"
Girl 2: *stares at her*
Girl 1: " You don't know what that means?!?!? Your not a real markiplier fan if you don't know what that means, one day you'll know ALL the references like ME"
Girl 2: "......okay.."
*she's too obsessed with Mark*

by Blah_blah_boi September 12, 2016