manky

highly disgusting, really really really smelly. ugly, bad in general. horrible, nappy, normally refers to hair, odor, or ones appearance

What is that godawful manky stench about this room?

by danii curry January 16, 2004

mankunt

Someone who wins a hand of Texas Hold 'em on the River. Someone who is being dominated but gets lucky and wins like a little bitch.

I had him beat, but the mankunt got lucky on the river.

by Sam da Tex October 25, 2007

Manke

Person with a specific face. Girls would like to sit on it, but wouldn't want to wake up besides someone with this kind of face.

Samira: Did you get lucky last night?
Caitlyn: Yeah, I went to Manke's place.
Samira: I assume you left after he fell asleep??
Caitlyn: Yeah yeah of course. Why would I ever wake up besides a Manke.

by Emppuking October 18, 2020

mankenize

to come into an ordinary situation, a party, people chillin, where things appear to be normal and somebody mankenizes the situation by making somehting out of control, unexpected, and outrageouse occur... kicking life (a lot of it) into the situation.

we were playin vid games, untill john jumped through the drywall and mankenized our apartment.

by atownholla January 2, 2008

Manky Henry

The act of engaging in violent or even vicious anal rumpy pumpy with Chris Martin. Chris pumps so hard that he ruptures the stomach of the other person, meaning that on withdrawal, blood, semen, bile and other bodily fluids seep out of the arsehole. The amount of fluid can be so large that it can kill the victim outright. Failing to do that, Chris must scoop the mixture off the floor and drown the other person in it. This is all done whilst listening/singing to Viva La Vida

What happened to Henry when he was backstage at the Coldplay concert last night?
Oh, he died happily. By a Manky Henry

by Balsam Emergency October 10, 2013

mankirth

Mankirth is god mankirth life, finest specimen alive😍😍

Mankirth is life, he's my god

by Mankirth April 19, 2017

ManKini

The best outfit ever. If anyone ever asks if you want a mankini say yes immediately. Even if you are fat a mankini will get you all the ladies.

Look at my Mankini!

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 27, 2019