Yogurt Male

The very greatest type of male known to man. These males will create themselves with sheer willpower and are only born by miraculous and unexplainable births. Once born, a yogurt male will instantly decapitate all people in a twenty mile radius and absorb their biomass to create a meat cocoon. This meat cocoon lays dormant until yogurt is spilled in the nearby soil. Once the cocoon breaks open, a white, slimy man will emerge and deliver pure french vanilla extract to every communist dictator on earth before eating a hand grenade splattering and into small chunks of yogurt.

A Yogurt Male has visited our nation! Many years of prosperity for Bulgaria!

by Bingle Prime October 1, 2022

male cum

The gooey whitish substance that comes out of your rod (also see "dick") and which you earnestly want to pump into your imaginary girlfriend. Also called "semen" though. Also found on single boys' bedsheets.

"I shot my male cum into her"
"Into whom"
" My sexdoll" *proceeds to cry*

by NuclearVictim April 28, 2021

Beta Male

Someone who is unable to assert dominance and is generally pathetic and not attractive.

OMG, look at Space. He has so much potential but hes such a beta male.

by bronlemesja June 2, 2020

anti-male

A genre of television show that picked up steam within the last decade. In this genre, the leaders and/or principal parts that require someone to be strong-willed and concientious are played by women. All men in the show are flawed either morally, physically, or mentally and are always a step below and behind their female counterparts.

Xena: Warrior Princess
Battlestar Galactica 2k4
Alias
Birds of Prey
Almost all David E. Kelley shows.

by R. Kemp April 2, 2005

male succubus

A male who sucks your essence and your soul. You end up looking hollow and frail. You waste time that could be better spent. You end up sick and full of depression and gloom. Negitivity fills you up and you become very sick.

He male succubus

was full of anger and rage but loving.

by Jade Fields June 11, 2017

Zetta Male

A classification of males that exhibit a particular set of "quirks"
symptoms of being a zetta male: No humor, always pissed off when someone uses humor on them, trying to be funny but fails to do so.

Person 1: "Omg, V*nce is such a Zetta male, I heard he was trying to explain how the word 'sus' means Sulfur, Uranium, Sulfur"
Person 2: "Omg, My mom loves Zetta male!!!!"

by k0rt October 8, 2021

normal male

A guy who doesn't care for this retarded sigma male, shrigma male, alpha male stuff. Just a normal guy, with a normal job and normal interests and normal social. Just your average joe.

Woah, Michael is such a sigma male!?!?!? - Retard
No, Michael is just a normal male - another normal male.

by poootato August 23, 2021