mahler

If you're a mahler, you LOVE cats! You'll find a mahler eating hot pockets and watchung netflixs. He LOVES twenty one pilots and also is addicted to whipping, dabbing and doing the nae nae

"Oh my God jordan, you're so luckyou you're dating a mahler"

by Little mouse September 5, 2016

Manderstanding

When a joke/banter/lad-pact is put forward in social occasions that only men will understand or agree with, leaving all women present confused and usually disgusted

lad; I declare a game of 'danger rock-paps', the loser must agree to being branded with a lighter

Clunge; Im leaving

lad2; Agreed, true manderstanding.

by chilli9ti May 2, 2009

your marder your farder

a girl that is very hairy, gross, fob, and named marina.

dude, wtf eddie just kissed your marder your farder. EW!

by mike October 30, 2004

Maher

A guys who loves to fuck bitches and is a really cute ass am. And girls love him.
Smart is his or her classes

Omg I just want to Fuck this guy name Maher he is so good in the bed I was so wet when I saw him :)

by Maherz March 10, 2019

Gustav Mahler

An arrogant egoistical person of mediocre achievements who has been labeled as “genius” through some strange circumstance, but the reverence for whom will gradually go into oblivion.

Some person: I just read this amazing 10000 page novel by blank.
Other person: what was it about?
Some person: some Czech guy’s summer in a secluded valley with a Schack.
Other person: that author must be such a Gustav Mahler.

by Fromadripunderpressure February 2, 2019

bill maherred

1. Like being Michael Moored, but nobody watched the movie it happened in. So it is like it never happened, anyway. 2. A non event.

1. Some faggy Jesus freaks got Bill Maherred in "Religulous", which means it's like nothing ever happened.

2. I shit myself on the subway, but the car was filled with a support group of sexually impotent coprophiliacs. I bill maherred that one.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011

Bill Maher Head Slam

A hypothetical sex act purportedly invented by comedian/orator/cunt addict Bill Maher, in which prostaglandins (vaginal dilators) are administered to a woman, while a man wearing a nasal respirator (to allow use of mouth) shoves his head into the dilated vagina, and orally stimulates the Gräfenburg Spot (G-spot) until the woman orgasms. Comedienne/actress Sarah Silverman is allegedly the first woman to have received the first Bill Maher Head Slam, thus no prostaglandins would have been needed. No proof yet exists of it ever happening, and shouldn't be preformed without a licensed obstetrician or Bill Maher present.

conservative man: What would you like me to do honey.

liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)

conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.

(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010