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Simp Magnet

A female soothsayer of men that personalizes her actions to receive every ounce of attention she can get from a simp.
Guy 1"Astrid flirts with to so many boy's to the point that they're obsessing over her but never actually dates one, what should I call her a hoe?"
Guy 2 " That's what a Simp magnet is my friend."
by bruhmoment6969 March 20, 2020
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simp magnet

a female thats so fine she can effortlessly attract a simp
You can tell when the simp magnets walk in cuz all the simps give her their attention
by Krispy Hot D April 13, 2020
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Fap Magnet

a girl, porn or animal this so hot he/she attracts fapping
did you see lisa? she's such a Fap Magnet
by RyuuKage January 16, 2009
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fag magnet

A certain individual, primarily a man, that attracts gay men. Usually because the said individual is a fag himself.
Every time Landon goes out he always ends up taking some guy home with him. He has turned out to be quite the fag magnet!
by Roy Caceras January 30, 2009
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fag magnet

a gay guy who gets alot of men
WOw shant the fag magnet got alot of guys at the gay club
by JAMES TYLER January 23, 2007
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yellow ribbon magnet

A cheap magnetic ribbon which a moron affixes to his SUV, in order to show that he cares deeply about the kids who are getting killed in Iraq so he can keep driving five blocks to rent a video and pick up a bucket of KFC.
I swear if I see another one of those stupid yellow ribbon magnets on the back of an SUV that cuts me off in traffic, I'm going to start taking the bus to work.
by Peugeotjoker May 17, 2005
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Creep Magnet

A female who (no matter what she does) only attracts the creepiest guys at the party. they are drawn to her, and even if she will never admit it, she is drawn to them.
oh my goddaahh, here comes another one! what is this ogre wearing... a vest and white loafers? Janice, you really ARE a creep magnet!
by Emm Sea Lowfizz August 11, 2008
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