Maddened

verb; "to be maddened;" 1: term used when playing any Madden NFL title (on the All-Madden setting) where one is performing superbly only to be inexplicably overtaken in the final moments of the game, usually by a combination of physically impossible occurrences (see Madden Physics), inexplicable defensive lapses, or the sudden onset of superior skill in any mediocre opponent player; 2: to be absurdly dominated by an inferior opponent in any Madden NFL franchise; 3: Any of these definitions applied loosely to real-life occurrences

"Dude, I just got Maddened so hard."

"What happened?"

"I was up on Tampa Bay by 21 in the fourth and they fucking won the game! Michael fucking Pittman rushed for over 200 yards! And I'm the goddamn COLTS!"

or

"Dude, the Seahawks just got Maddened."

"What happened?"

"The ref just called a touchdown back for pass interference because the receiver 'pushed off.' Fucking bullshit. The way this is going they're in for a big-time Super Bowl Maddening."

or

"Dude, I was totally going to bang Melissa and I got Maddened, big time."

"What happened?"

"First of all, dinner conversation was great, she was totally digging my chili, leaning forward and giving me a view of the Wonder Twins, and we go out to a bar and this waiter spills a glass of red on her. THEN, suddenly she gets really sick after doing a tequila shot. THEN, she gets a call from her mom saying that her grandma died. She was totally ready to ranger up and keep drinking and then my ex-girlfriend shows up and says something about how I used to cheat on her. Madden just didn't want me to win tonight, man."

"I hear you, you got fucking Maddened big time."

by pirate_falcon September 21, 2007

Mike Madson

1. A person who is obsessed with cars especially from the original "Fast and the Furious."
2. and whores... cheap ones.
3. Person with life goal of "Two girls at one time"

(As the friend is watching Fast and furious having a good time with two girls) Man, you are such a Mike Madson.

by Johnny Smitherin February 24, 2008

Maddox

Maddox is a player that will break your heart in many pieces. He will not care for you and he will get jealous most of the time. Somewhat funny, jokes are stupid, loud, obnoxious, and insane. Kind of attractive, but not really. Gives good hugs. Usually tall. Really mean and will insult and offend you in any way possible. Hates people and will throw things at family members. Super smart, but acts like an idiot 24/7.

"Hey did you hear about Maddox that moved on from his ex girlfriend of 4-5 months in 3 days?"

by gocrazyahhgostoopidahh69 April 14, 2019

Maddox

Maddox is a sweet guy. He is pretty amazing at sports, especially baseball. He is super nice to all the girls that he meets and knows just how to make them fall for him. There might be rumors about him but they are almost always wrong. Maddox has beautiful blue eyes. He has a really great personality and sense of humor. Maddox is always fun to be around and makes everyone happy to see him!

“Maddox is the most amazing person in the world!”
“He is the best!!!”

by Gracie.Fern.Cooper May 13, 2019

Maddox

Maddox is extremely cute boy and is very funny. He is the type of person who will help you even if you don’t need it! If you have a Maddox in your life take him and lock him down because he is very special. They tend to be a football player usually

“Dang your boyfriend is a Maddox! He SO hot!! Can we switch lives?!”

by Qûééñ September 15, 2019

Maldonado

The best Mario Kart player ever. The best looking guy in his school and smartest guy in his school. A good dancer, a loyal boyfriend or husband, can double wall backflip and is amazing at BMX. He is also very generous. He can also be quite kind at times but don't get on his bad side.

David: You're so good at everything, you're such a Maldonado.
Antoine: I know, I should change my name.

by KING DT November 7, 2018

madden

A video game notoriously hated by girlfriends and wives.

I wanted to talk to my boyfriend about our future but he was too busy playing Madden.

by GEUP October 16, 2008