moms coming

when your homie blows a fucking fat ass cloud and you scream moms coming to scare him

homie 1: *blows fucking massive cloud*

homie 2: MOMS COMING!

homie 1: *tries to wave smoke away*

homie 2: nah I'm j playing nigga

homie 1: damn nigga don't scare me like that

by nigga148 October 19, 2019

momsbox

mother of all boxes

momsbox.xom rulez you mom

by ¡DŃ™! October 27, 2003

Momster

n. a social networking site for moms of teens and tweens powered by Family Circle magazine

Instead of joining facebook, I'm going to join Momster to connect with other moms like me.

by momstermanda January 7, 2010

Your moms face

"Your moms face" is the ultimate comeback for the ultimate comeback "Your face"

Person#1 Your stupid
Person#2 Your face is stupid
Person#1Your moms face is stupid

by nikita78 January 4, 2014

yer moms a man

1) This tells someone that their mom is indeed a man, which means that their father is gay and is satisfied with his transexual lover, who is reffered to as "mom" because of his womanly outer appearance.

2) This may also be used to confuse someone and make them ponder what you said just long enough for you to come back with a more meaningful insult.

Greg: "Timmy, I heard you were gay."
Timmy: "Well, yer moms a man."

by Kyle the Iceman November 8, 2008

Wine moms

Wine moms think they know everything about politics and racial issues despite being whiter than mayo

fuck off wine moms

by Atilla Coşar August 20, 2021

Dance Moms

A Show On Lifetime about a 400 pound woman called Abby Lee Miller screaming at a bunch of kids. Can't say I don't like it because it's my favourite show and Abby Lee Miller follows me in twitter. I'm good peeps.

Veronika: Oh my god on Dance Moms Abby is so mean to everyone!!
Ashley: Yeah, everyone except her favourite, Maddie Ziegler!

by Dancing The Dream October 31, 2015