Greatest man you can ever meet.Strongest man you can ever meet. Always picks the right girlfriend and a girl who has him is the luckiest girl in the world.
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by aleecea July 5, 2009
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Bob: "Hey Mike, what are you doing tonight?"
Mike: "I'm going to watch some cocksniffing."
Bob: "Ah, Pedro Martinez is on the mound tonight?"
Mike: "Yup."
Bob: "Cool, I think I'll go too, it's not very often that you get to watch a legend."
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Mike: "Yup."
Bob: "Cool, I think I'll go too, it's not very often that you get to watch a legend."
by j_breeze September 10, 2008
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