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maroon

an ugly color, not to mention a horrible teacher and a terrible person. maroons are lazy, rude, mean, fat, ugly, and overall unpleasant.

maroons dislike children of every variety. yet, they take the easy way out by becoming a teacher because it's an easy job. tenure saves their asses.
"teacher" being the key word - in order to be a "teacher" one would have to TEACH.

NOBODY LIKES A MAROON.

A MAROON LIKES NOBODY.
NOTHING CAN BE AS BAD AS A MAROON!
by Erunn July 11, 2010
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maroon

first heard as a descriptor (or more precisely: "word picture") of fone-bone, a loveable character from the golden era radio comedy; "fone-bone's folly".

Maroon (n.): One who wears hushpuppies brand or styled footwear and engages in pedophilic tendencies including autoerotic gratification in the presence of children.
"fone-bone, your a maroon!"
by Cortical Homunculus May 14, 2004
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PETER MARTON

"After I left the bar last night, I peter martoned on some old man's shoulder in the park."
"Was it cathartic?"
"Dude, what the fuck does cathartic mean?"
by Creamy Supreme Jeans January 30, 2008
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marota

a kid with such a crooked dick that he could fuck around a corner
"that bitch took my marota, until she bled"
by palmer April 23, 2004
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marot

A girl who is to lazy to carry Brent to bed.
Brent had to make is own way to bed because of of marot!!
by Marot September 21, 2004
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Makoto

ki ^^
by Jebus August 7, 2003
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maroon flag

When it comes to toxic people, being maroon flagged is worse than being red flagged. A much more sinister color of flag, where as a red flag could be referring to suspicious or toxic behavior, a maroon flag can indicate criminal or downright disturbing behavior.
Kacey got busted for smuggling drugs into the country. That's a major maroon flag right there.

Being in prison means being maroon flagged by other people.
by Smagazine March 18, 2022
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