Lofting

(adj) the act of drunkenly bringing home a random male/female hook up to a bed which is raised four feet or more off the ground.

who are you going to be lofting tonight?

by the lofting lady March 22, 2010

Lofty

1. Works with BOB the BUILDER (kids cartoon)as a crane- who is afraid of heights.

2. Alternatively, lofts are normally up in a roof. Therefore
Lofty is to be up high or drug high and have a fluffy as moustache.

1. bob: come on lofty help lower cliffhanger back down.
lofty: i can't, i'm afraid to look down.

2. Here comes lofty, RESPECT! (everybody laughs at him until he leaves)

by Vertically Challenged Tall Guy March 20, 2009

loftsyp

look out for those stupid young people

Mate:What you doing tonight man?
You: Out and about round the city
Mate: Loftsyp man, loftsyp

by Ian Beil April 7, 2008

lostaball

when you only have one ball

"did you see that guy?? he's a lostaball"

by benda and evman September 26, 2008

Lotad

A fat ass motherfucker who don't need no trainer in his/her life

Stop being such a lotad you fucking unwoke ass prick

by Whom'stve April 28, 2017

Lotard

Lotad + Retard

"hey lotard what does your name stand for?""oh it stands for lotad+retard."

by hehexdlollmao April 24, 2020

lostataraxic

gay ass mofo who eats assholes until they're dry.

god, you are such a lostataraxic

by Cap n Crunch March 13, 2003