The act of shaving ones pubic area and saving it to be thrown on the face of someone pleasuring them. The shaver shoots the face of the pleasurer with his "fluids", then throws the pubic clippings onto thier face. Thus...Abraham Lincoln's Beard.
Friend 1: "Hey, check out this photo" (retrieves cellular phone/camera from pocket to show picture of disgruntled, now x-girlfriend, post Abraham Lincoln's Beard).
Friend 2: "Wow...I didn't know Abraham Lincoln had blonde hair."
Friend 2: "Wow...I didn't know Abraham Lincoln had blonde hair."
by M_E_A_T September 10, 2008
Get the Abraham Lincoln's Beard mug.(Noun) When you are having intercourse with a woman "doggie style" and right before you ejactulate you pull out and shoot your ejactulate in the back of her head and jump out of the window.
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by Sidenote October 9, 2006
Get the stinkin lincoln mug.by Light Joker November 30, 2006
Get the lingo mug.After engaging in sexual intercourse, the male counterpart proceeds to drop a deuce upon the female counterparts face and/or chest, resembling a lincoln log. Thus, a STEAMY LINCOLN.
"Dude, after our W131 class yesterday I took our teacher back to her office and dropped a steamy lincoln"
by Andrew April 11, 2005
Get the steamy lincoln mug.Someone who is stingy and cheap. Pretends to never have any cash. Someone who is a Lincolnizer always finds a way not to pay for things. A person who walks out on friends when a restaurant bill comes to the table.
Can also be used as a verb: I try not to Lincolnize in front of my girl.
Word Origin: Comes from penny pinching. A penny has the face of Abraham Lincoln - hence penny pinching or Lincolnizing. Any association to a person with the name Lincoln is purely coincidential.
Can also be used as a verb: I try not to Lincolnize in front of my girl.
Word Origin: Comes from penny pinching. A penny has the face of Abraham Lincoln - hence penny pinching or Lincolnizing. Any association to a person with the name Lincoln is purely coincidential.
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Homeboy #1: Yo, lets go to Mickey Dees son.
Homeboy #2: Nahh kid, lets hit up Kennedy Fried Chicken. They got a sale and I got a coupon.
Homeboy #1: Damn, stop being such a Lincolnizer son.
Homeboy #1: Yo, lets go to Mickey Dees son.
Homeboy #2: Nahh kid, lets hit up Kennedy Fried Chicken. They got a sale and I got a coupon.
Homeboy #1: Damn, stop being such a Lincolnizer son.
by BrokeAss July 30, 2008
Get the Lincolnizer mug.An event or action that causes such awe that it blows your mind and causes great confusion.
Or an event or action that is so badass words cannot be expressed to explain it.
Or an event or action that is so badass words cannot be expressed to explain it.
I just watched the movie The Machine Girl and im totally lincoln right now.
The song lotion by the greenskeepers totally lincolned me the first time i saw it.
We drank how much alcohol, man im totally lincoln right now.
The song lotion by the greenskeepers totally lincolned me the first time i saw it.
We drank how much alcohol, man im totally lincoln right now.
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