Running Back for the Baltimore Ravens who broke the single game rushing record in 2003, with 295 yards.
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A classical suburban hellhole located directly beneath the big brown shitstain on your map of Pennsylvania, known for it's extended use of bupes (once Heroin) and the red-blooded conservative bastards who illogically hate the Mexicans because of it.
Lewistown is occupied primarilly by pretentious, white, protestant, xenophobic, working-class individuals who have no clue what the word "xenophobic" means. The local high school students have begun to take pride in their football team's unbelievable losing streak.
See also, "what State College pooped out after a potentially death-defying binge of Taco Bell feasts."
Lewistown is occupied primarilly by pretentious, white, protestant, xenophobic, working-class individuals who have no clue what the word "xenophobic" means. The local high school students have begun to take pride in their football team's unbelievable losing streak.
See also, "what State College pooped out after a potentially death-defying binge of Taco Bell feasts."
A typical conversation in Lewistown, PA:
- "Gee, I sure hate those Goddamn Mexicans."
- "Yeah, they come up here and steal our jawbs down at the chicken plant.. Goddamn spicks."
- "Boy, I'm glad I got that out of my system. Let's go shoot up some heroin!"
- "Awright, as long as you didn't buy it from no Goddamn beaners."
- "Gee, I sure hate those Goddamn Mexicans."
- "Yeah, they come up here and steal our jawbs down at the chicken plant.. Goddamn spicks."
- "Boy, I'm glad I got that out of my system. Let's go shoot up some heroin!"
- "Awright, as long as you didn't buy it from no Goddamn beaners."
by Mussman! December 4, 2009
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He can be found in forests hitting 0.1 bowls and staying ripped for days on end. Also, Lord Lewis is known for possessing massive amounts of McDonalds two can dine coupons in order to lure in women over the weight of 240 pounds to give him brains.
He also claims to have railed a fine girl in Mexico. He's lying.
Lord Lewis USED to be the biggest G that you've seen thusfar.
He can be found in forests hitting 0.1 bowls and staying ripped for days on end. Also, Lord Lewis is known for possessing massive amounts of McDonalds two can dine coupons in order to lure in women over the weight of 240 pounds to give him brains.
He also claims to have railed a fine girl in Mexico. He's lying.
Lord Lewis USED to be the biggest G that you've seen thusfar.
by LordLewisNoMore August 16, 2010
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He is his own worst enemy although he realises and accepts this.
He is not a particular danger to anyone, but being around him can be draining. Expect one word answers and death stares.
There is no redemption for him. He's evil and that's the way it is.
A man of science and logic. He doesn't need to fight to harm people, as his words are deadlier than any other weapon he may choose.
Everyone thinks that he can change, or that he isn't as bad as he seems. But they'd be very wrong.
Never lie, or try to deceive a Lewis.
Because he is the ultimate deceiver. He doesn't want to gain anything from his actions, but he will care for people if they need it.
Evil does not mean Inhuman.
He is his own worst enemy although he realises and accepts this.
He is not a particular danger to anyone, but being around him can be draining. Expect one word answers and death stares.
There is no redemption for him. He's evil and that's the way it is.
A man of science and logic. He doesn't need to fight to harm people, as his words are deadlier than any other weapon he may choose.
Everyone thinks that he can change, or that he isn't as bad as he seems. But they'd be very wrong.
Never lie, or try to deceive a Lewis.
Because he is the ultimate deceiver. He doesn't want to gain anything from his actions, but he will care for people if they need it.
Evil does not mean Inhuman.
Person 1 - "Who's that talking to that person over there?"
Person 2 - "What the hell?! It's Lewis!"
Person 3 - "Isn't he...evil?"
Person 4 - "No. They were crying and he went to console them."
Person 1, 2 and 3 - "What?!?!"
Person 2 - "What the hell?! It's Lewis!"
Person 3 - "Isn't he...evil?"
Person 4 - "No. They were crying and he went to console them."
Person 1, 2 and 3 - "What?!?!"
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Get the lennox lewis mug.One who neglects to complete anything within a given time-frame and puts energy into frustrating others instead of where it belongs: math homework.
Person 1: I haven't done any math homework the entire year. Can I finish it in one weekend?
Person 2: Maybe...
Person 1: How about in one hour after 47 hours of video games?
Person 2: You're such a Lewis
Person 2: Maybe...
Person 1: How about in one hour after 47 hours of video games?
Person 2: You're such a Lewis
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