Landon

Landon is an amazing guy. He treats all ladies with respect. And he is just an overall fun person. He usually has brown, hasel, or green eyes. He has brown hair and is very handsome. He is great with kids and loves them with all his heart.

Landon is handsone and kind.

by Franky Facts July 8, 2018

Landon

The best person to be around but can sometimes be a asshole but they work well with others

Landon was being a dick but he was nice afterwords

by Hexit November 14, 2018

Lang Wank

A method of masturbation whereby the masturbator uses a traditional one-hand grip on the penis, while inserting the thumb from his other hand up his anus. Due to the slightly uncomfortable positioning, this practice can mean the participant takes a "long"time to complete the wank to satisfaction.

This method was apparently first seen performed in Scotland and in recognition of this, the Scottish word for Long, "Lang" is used.

I just had a lang wank, but boy, my arse is a little tender now and I can no longer bring myself to smell my thumb.

by The Artful Fudger December 13, 2010

Lagoonin

Lagoonin is an action, a process, a way of life, and a philosophy. Lagoonin involves finding a Lagoon and laying on the edge of it with your friends staring at the universe. You can also be in the water while doing this. It involves discussing deep life issues, sociopolitical issues, philosophy, etc. However, it can also include relaxed conversation. The breeze is very relaxing and comforting. Lagoonin is an art and if done properly can be at the height of the human experience. Lagoonin is also a form of chillin since it is very relaxing even though it can consist of serious conversation. Lagoonin provides a great view of the open ocean. Lagoonin is related to Roofin, Beachin, Fanfin, Cruifin, and Cuzzin. The study of Lagoonin is known as Lagooninology.

Guy 1: Yo did you hear about that crystal lagoon they're opening up?!

Guy 2: YEEEAAAA!!! YEEEEEAAA!!! Its 6 acres! we WILL be in there!

Guy 1: Yo we'll be Lagoonin.

Guy 3: Lagoonin...oh shoot!!!

Girl 1: YEEEAA!!!

by Daytony500fan March 6, 2017

landon t

Fukin dickbag

Jenna: yo is that landon t?
Celeste: yeah what a dickbag

by gender neutral mandolin January 31, 2018

Landon Sowers

Landon is a one in a kind boy who is a horny virgin who always calls people thicc and is known to eat the booty of his victims like groceries.

Landon Sowers is a very odd person because he eats his victims booties.

by Scarypickle May 30, 2019

Landon Richard Eason

The rattiest clown ass out there

Damn you know that dude Landon Richard Eason he’s the rattiest clown ass out there

by Bad bitch ninja August 21, 2019