Got Laid

Get fresh eggs from a chicken

I got laid at the farm last night!

by SandbergEthan November 21, 2016

lard ass

Lardass, also known as a "blaire." An extremly overweight fat ass that does not show any sign of losing weigh.

Most lard ass people watch tv.
I watched my lard ass friend, sit on his ass.

by Kay-Rub June 22, 2005

Lard on

Used to describe a mans state of arousal when in the presence of a fat bird.

Ben:"Dude! Check out the 20 stoner!
Andrew:"Oh yeah baby, i got a lard on fo sure!"
Ben:"Giggidy giggidy"!
Andrew:"Allll right"!

by Banj December 23, 2004

get laid

getting sex

He's walking around with a big smile because he knows he's going to get laid.

by Anonymous June 15, 2002

Dragon's Lair (NES)

The Nintendo Entertainment System version of the arcade game. Your character dies incredibly easy. Ways to die on the game are:

Touching a door, having a pebble thrown at you, touching a wall, and other seemingly harmless activities, unless being attacked by an enemy.

The Dragon's Lair (NES)version is so awful. I think its one of the worst games I have ever played.

by ROFLKNIEFGOESSLIEC August 5, 2010

khus ka lainda

Khus ka lainda is a Urdu swear word invented by Mehraz Ali Khan and popularized by Nawazish Ali Nusrat. The meaning of this word is unclear and vague but it is still a very cool thing to say.

ABC: Yaar, mera aaj phadda hai

XYZ: Kon khus ka lainda hai woh, main jaa ker peet-ta hoon usse

Translation

ABC: I have a fight today

XYZ: Who's that khus ka lainda? I'll beat him up.

by Olympiad walay mailay October 21, 2010

Zachary James Laidlaw

An ugly fugly turd. Does not brush his teeth. Overdoses on cologne. Thinks he is better than he really is at football. Super skinny bean pole. Gets a crappy haircut about every month. Has a little brother that can fuck him up. Overuses the word "bruh" wayyy too much.

Hey look, it's Zachary James Laidlaw, we should leave before we die in his cologne.

by urwerstenemy January 26, 2015