Laminge

a term generally used to describe a male with an over-stretched anus

"im gonna polish my b-series for the upcoming AFF cruise meet

""um dude, your aware 'Laminge' likes it rough""

by ozcruizin112 November 30, 2009

back seat lifing

Like 'back seat driving', back seat lifing means a more knowledgable person will want to help the stuggling person with all decisions, as they clearly have no idea of what they are doing. A back seat lifer has been there and done that many times before and just wants to pass on his immense knowledge of everything.

Man walks in holding a beer, another man back seat lifing says "don't hold it like that, it should be held like this"

Man sharpening a pencil, another man back seat lifing says "don't sharpen it like that, it should be sharpened like this"

Man standing minding his own business man back seat lifing says "don't stand there like that, you should be standing like this"

by Punter Boy February 1, 2010

Leafing It

The act of turning over a new leaf in life.

"I am leafing it today Carl. I will not be obsessed with getting rid of all the gophers at Bushwood"

by Smidty77 January 5, 2007

Laking

To ejaculate an immense load on a female's face to the point where she physically can't breath (aka drowning in jizz).

"My bitch went laking last night. I shot so much on her face she nearly drowned."

by WordMasterP October 23, 2013

Lacing

Lacing is an unusual sexual perversion in which a man ejaculates into the food of unsuspecting people. The lacer gets sexual gratification from watching people unknowingly swallowing his semen.

After lacing the hot fudge, Stewart watched in silence while his neighbor's daughter devoured every bite of her ice cream.

by c_anderson February 1, 2006

Avril Lavinge

The world's worst singer. She can't sing and can't play guitar. She also looks like trash with bleached blonde hair and wears really ugly clothes.

Avril is an example of a shitty "singer" if you could even call her a singer.

by someone April 5, 2005

Avril Lavinge

She has bad songs and stuff. She would be a much better porn star. She has some cock-teasing pics on the net but that is it.

Dude, Avril should so do a porn site or do playboy or something. I'd pay for that!

by porn! April 8, 2005