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by potato JCR November 30, 2020
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Linda

1. A Linda is a really cute, short, blonde chick who—because of her good looks— believes she is the best thing that ever happened to Life since sliced bread. The seemingly positive attention she gets from both men and women creates a Rare Beast out of a Linda wherein everyone she comes into contact with becomes a tool for her to use and abuse any which way she can.
2. A Linda lies just to lie. A Linda is so wretched, evil and sautéed in Wrong Sauce that—even though she maintains her physical beauty to at least age 55— she truly becomes the Ugliest woman you have ever seen. Over time, a Linda’s shenanigans and machinations get so played out and predictable that she becomes as transparent as Scotch Tape.

3. A Linda is delusional and incapable of recognizing the harm that her evil words and deeds have brought to others. There ain’t nothing pretty about the perpetual smirk that stays on a Linda’s face. Ultimately, her self important and self absorbed attitude and actions are embarrassing and cause even her once greatest Admirer to sever ties with her altogether.
Q: How do you know when a Linda is lying?
A: When her lips are moving.
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Did you know that "Linda" means pretty in spanish....
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Linda Ciggys

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"YOOo pass me some Linda ciggys"
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Linda

Linda is a female who is in a loveless marriage but yearns for younger men.
*50 year old friend eyes up Jensen Ackles*
Me:"You're such a Linda!"
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Sneaky Linda

When a man is getting specifically pegged from behind and person doing said pegging, reaches around and grabs the man's chest hair and rips it out mid thrust.
Come here and give me that sneaky Linda.
by Sneaky Linda June 20, 2022
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Sneaky Linda

When a man is getting pegged from behind and said person performing the pegging, he/she reaches around and pulls out his chest hair mid thrust.
by Sneaky Linda June 20, 2022
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