Lap Dance

that one thing, that CinemaSins keeps complaining about the lack of

This scene does not contain a lap dance - CinemaSins

by XFalzar June 12, 2020

lap-plop

The act of surfing the internet or using a laptop computer while defecating. Made more uncomfortable to respondents when the user is communicating via webcam or microphone.

"I don't wish to continue to chat with you if you're going to bring the computer to the bathroom, you're having a lap-plop.

by palmwine416 July 16, 2010

lap cock

Having sex doggy style while resting your laptop on your partners back. Your partner and laptop are now the "lapcock".

Woman asks: "what is that on my back?"

Man replies: "Just firing up my lap cock"

by Ryck Boweman March 8, 2014

Victory Lap

When you have sex with a former partner(s) you used to date, or be thing with, but this time was with no commitment

Harry: Yo what you do over the weekend?
Collin: I went back to my hometown and had a Victory Lap with my Ex-girlfriend and two others.

by Viktor Valentine March 18, 2017

lap song

noun: A rarely heard act that accompanies a lap dance. Usually heard in the spring in the most exclusive of gentlemen's clubs.

Jerry's lap overfilled with joy when the performer broke into a lap song that was reminiscent of a lullaby his mother used to sing to him.

by Don Tazemi August 2, 2011

teen lapping

To lick a teen's pussy.

I love making teen lapping to my neighbor.

by Wyseguy July 21, 2005

lap dance

a misnomer as no dancing is involved. think dry humping but at $200/hr.

Damn, that fine chick just gave me a lap dance and took all my money. What a ho! (but I'd do it again!)

by "Brian" September 13, 2003