Lap Trap

(Noun) The lap trap happens when you are sitting with objects on your lap and stand up, thus causing the objects to fall to the ground. One of the most common Lap Trap bait is a cellphone or something of the sort.

J- "When I was done texting, I placed my phone in my lap. I then stood up and my phone fell to the floor."

C- "Looks like your phone fell victim to the lap trap"

by 4ya2kn0 July 7, 2011

lap bitch

One who follows the scent of Slap 'n' Tickle's testicles. This person will do anything he says or does. Spends his/her time searching for gypsy tears while Slap 'n' Tickle isn't around because he/she heard the tears cure the AIDS he received from him

Slap 'n' Tickle's roommate is a lap bitch

by Frederick Matthew Sheldon, Audrey Blackburn, Veto Stanza March 21, 2007

lap'd

(1) A shortened form of the word laparotomy, which is the surgical exploration of the abdomen accomplished by midline incision. The incision normally begins just inferior to the xyphoid process and continues inferiorally. (2) a derogatory term used to describe the besting of one's opponent.

A 23 year old male underwent exploratory laparotomy for possible appendicitis.

(1) The guy got lap'd to take a look at his appendix.

(2) whats with all the chit chat? that kid's gettin lap'd.
-or-
(2) w0w what a bunch of nubs, those kids got fuckin lapped.

by jespak April 14, 2005

lap cheong

1. Chinese Sausage
2. Chinese Boy named Ray with small penis. sad!

1. Could i please have an order of lap cheong
2. OMFG! that chink had a small damn lap cheong

by boom boom 80 June 11, 2009

Lap-Rap

Also known as laptop-rap. Hip-hop with synthesizers and many elements of electronica. But with rapping. Usually composed on a laptop. See Hopster and Hipster-Hop

The DJ was a lap-rap because he used a laptop and not turntables.

by Du Monee November 14, 2009

Lap Puppet

An individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect penis resides in the anal cavity of the person sitting down. The resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.

In prision the weakest man becomes a lap puppet.

by Legacy NOC Team September 19, 2012

lap baby

Baby or child(ren) that doesn't take up a seat.

Does not need it's own solo chair.

Can sit on parent/guardian lap.
Does not count against seats sold or remaining.

Due to limited space, children will not be invited to this event. Exceptions of parents with a lap baby.

by MiaNickey April 20, 2015