lap'd

(1) A shortened form of the word laparotomy, which is the surgical exploration of the abdomen accomplished by midline incision. The incision normally begins just inferior to the xyphoid process and continues inferiorally. (2) a derogatory term used to describe the besting of one's opponent.

A 23 year old male underwent exploratory laparotomy for possible appendicitis.

(1) The guy got lap'd to take a look at his appendix.

(2) whats with all the chit chat? that kid's gettin lap'd.
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(2) w0w what a bunch of nubs, those kids got fuckin lapped.

by jespak April 14, 2005

lap'd up

chillin (usually with the homies or ladies), enjoying a laid back type vibe.

i was lap'd up with the homies yesterday, we watched a movie together and enjoyed some munchies.

by kho.thepoet January 19, 2020

Pizza Lap Dance

The warm feeling of holding a pizza on the way home

When coming home from domino's, Derrick called pizza lap dance

by Jeff Larington May 15, 2010

gluten free lap dance

When the dancer tries to give you lap dance but she has no cake.

Bitch had a flat ass, that lap dance was gluten free.

White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.

by Normcock Hitchdonald February 27, 2017

Lap Double Grump

Where 2 individuals, most likely 2 men, engage in simultaneous pooping whilst on the laps of each other. The partner on top finds a small gap between the bottom partner’s legs. This has only been pulled off a handful of times in recorded history.

My boyski we only have one toilet, might have to pull off the Lap Double Grump

by Dmoney1318 April 15, 2022

missouri lap-dance

This is the act of one taking a shit on a toilet whilst another sits on one's lap and shits in the space between his/her legs into the water below. The word missouri, come to find out after coining the term, in a native american dialect means muddy water

Oh man I ate so many corn dogs at the carnival that I had to rush home, no sooner than I dropped my first terd charlene was in there givin me the old missouri lap-dance. I guess she had one corndog too many as well.

by jihad massoud October 14, 2011

san francisco lap dance

When a person of no specific gender sits on a toilet and another sits on their lap and goes pee or dookie between their legs.

My lady was on the toilet and I really needed to go so I gave her a San Francisco Lap Dance and we both went dookie at the same time.

by drizzamed June 23, 2016