(1) A shortened form of the word laparotomy, which is the surgical exploration of the abdomen accomplished by midline incision. The incision normally begins just inferior to the xyphoid process and continues inferiorally. (2) a derogatory term used to describe the besting of one's opponent.
A 23 year old male underwent exploratory laparotomy for possible appendicitis.
(1) The guy got lap'd to take a look at his appendix.
(2) whats with all the chit chat? that kid's gettin lap'd.
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(2) w0w what a bunch of nubs, those kids got fuckin lapped.
(1) The guy got lap'd to take a look at his appendix.
(2) whats with all the chit chat? that kid's gettin lap'd.
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(2) w0w what a bunch of nubs, those kids got fuckin lapped.
by jespak April 14, 2005
by kho.thepoet January 19, 2020