Kitchen People

People in the kitchen at any given time

I'm going to take these dishes back downstairs so the kitchen people can have them again.

by JezykaFreak September 10, 2010

Snowy kitchen

When a female is fucked doggy style in the kitchen while doing a line of cocaine off the counter.

Before doing the dishes Cinderella loved to start off with a snowy kitchen

by Bossman65 February 13, 2021

kitchen sleeper

This is someone who has sexual encounters in no other location other than kitchens. Often times they are wearing a giant egg costume (like that over easy omelet costumes on Halloween), while the other person is wearing a bacon costume. It does not matter what sex is wearing what costume, however. When they want to "spice it up" one wears a tabasco costume. Another version of kitchen sleeper can be seen in the image.

"Jack and Jill were kitchen sleepers, and they tried to get me to spice it up, but I didn't have the costume."

by Kitchen Sleeper February 16, 2018

kitchen connection

To have horrible internet connection.

Man that guy was lagging around that corner with his kitchen connection.

by nickanamek August 20, 2010

Cooties in the Kitchen

A euphemism for a sexually transmitted infection. Less frequently used to refer to restaurant health code violations.

"I spent all of my hooker budget last night and now I've got cooties in my kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."

by ');DROP TABLE definitions;-- March 2, 2017

Kitchen Effect

When you question knowledge that you are absolutely sure of because of the high stakes involved. Comes from the question, is kitchen spelled with a t?

Though he was sure Thomas Jefferson had written the Declaration of Independance, he was going for $50,000 and other revolutionary war leaders kept popping into his head, so he took the money instead of correctly answering the question, and thereby fell victim to the Kitchen Effect.

by 99RedBalloonsNena November 5, 2009

shit kitchen

Slang for stomach/intestines. The place where shits are created.

I had a massive lunch. I am cooking up some big turds in my shit kitchen.

by Owen Pidcock May 9, 2019