The Kitchen Effect

A phenomenon wherein human males will wear smaller sized clothes, with the desired effect of perceiving larger than they actually are.

The illusion is quickly deflated the moment said male is in the proximity of anyone who actually lifts.

Male 1: ‘Sam, you’re looking a bit bigger mate, you been training?’

Male 2: ‘Nah, just wearing a smaller t-shirt so I get away with not training properly.’

Male 1: “Ah, the Kitchen Effect.”

by WonderPlummetIntoSpace May 18, 2019

Cooties in the Kitchen

A euphemism for a sexually transmitted infection. Less frequently used to refer to restaurant health code violations.

"I spent all of my hooker budget last night and now I've got cooties in my kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."

by ');DROP TABLE definitions;-- March 2, 2017

kitchen-hitler

Someone who is amazing at chopping foods but can be very bossy! One can always defer to a kitchenhiemer

My mom can be a real kitchen-hitler sometimes

by Kitty goes meow May 15, 2016

kitchen sleeper

This is someone who has sexual encounters in no other location other than kitchens. Often times they are wearing a giant egg costume (like that over easy omelet costumes on Halloween), while the other person is wearing a bacon costume. It does not matter what sex is wearing what costume, however. When they want to "spice it up" one wears a tabasco costume. Another version of kitchen sleeper can be seen in the image.

"Jack and Jill were kitchen sleepers, and they tried to get me to spice it up, but I didn't have the costume."

by Kitchen Sleeper February 16, 2018

kitchen soup

When a bunch of hobos have an orgy in a car.

"Hey, you wanna join in on the kitchen soup happening down the street?"

by Giggity giggity, giggity goo January 21, 2017

Snowy kitchen

When a female is fucked doggy style in the kitchen while doing a line of cocaine off the counter.

Before doing the dishes Cinderella loved to start off with a snowy kitchen

by Bossman65 February 13, 2021

kitchen virgin

someone who doesnt know their way around a kitchen,usually makes tv dinners

"she had no idea how to baste a turkey,let alone stuff it.she is a kitchen virgin."

by schwarze katzen May 6, 2021