When you cum on your sisters stomach and give her brownies that you baked with your own shit and then kill your parents.
by Texas Jewsaw M May 2, 2005
Get the Hot Kinder mug.the word to use for anything negative. putting words like gay, dumb, fucking stupid all into one word.
by harviedo November 18, 2007
Get the Kife mug.by sortamessedup November 26, 2010
Get the Kinect mug.by Hawaiians January 18, 2003
Get the da kine mug.by Clide K. Ottis July 13, 2010
Get the Kinder mug.A word derived from Hawaiian pidgeon meaning "the one" and also used to substitute a noun, to explain a degree of somthing, or when you just wen fo'get da name of somebody.
Sub. for "the one": This pakalolo is da kine!
Noun: I left my keys on da kine...(table)
Degree: Theres small kine waves today.
Sub. for a person's name: Where is da kine...Your braddah?
Noun: I left my keys on da kine...(table)
Degree: Theres small kine waves today.
Sub. for a person's name: Where is da kine...Your braddah?
by Mary Alice November 19, 2006
Get the kine mug.To get screwed over or jewed - often as the result of a prank or move designed for the enjoyment of others at the kifee's expense and not neccessairly for the sole pleasure or gain of the kifer.
G turns off the hot water while Colin is taking a shower.
Colin: "Fuck off, fags!"
G laughs.
G turns the hot water back on and Colin gets burned.
Colin: "AHHHH FUCK!"
Kevin (to Phil): "haha G just kifed Colin in the shower"
=======================================
One day downstairs returned all of upstairs' empties to the beer store and used the resulting funds to purchase more beer which they promptly consumed upstairs infront of the unsuspecting upstairs crew. Stealth kife. That's why downstairs is king.
=======================================
Every time Realtor Mike comes over to try and sell the house either everyone is high and the house stinks and is in a general disarray or G has either left a surprise in the bathroom or makes a comment about how the place is prone to flooding. Realtor Mike is NEVER going to sell the house. Kifed.
========================================
Nigerian student O'Jury (name spelled incorrectly to protect the guilty) fled back to his home country (he needs your help if you're interested - just supply your banking details and you'll get $20 million) and he left rotten food and a dead frog in G's fridge. O'Jury totally kifed G.
Colin: "Fuck off, fags!"
G laughs.
G turns the hot water back on and Colin gets burned.
Colin: "AHHHH FUCK!"
Kevin (to Phil): "haha G just kifed Colin in the shower"
=======================================
One day downstairs returned all of upstairs' empties to the beer store and used the resulting funds to purchase more beer which they promptly consumed upstairs infront of the unsuspecting upstairs crew. Stealth kife. That's why downstairs is king.
=======================================
Every time Realtor Mike comes over to try and sell the house either everyone is high and the house stinks and is in a general disarray or G has either left a surprise in the bathroom or makes a comment about how the place is prone to flooding. Realtor Mike is NEVER going to sell the house. Kifed.
========================================
Nigerian student O'Jury (name spelled incorrectly to protect the guilty) fled back to his home country (he needs your help if you're interested - just supply your banking details and you'll get $20 million) and he left rotten food and a dead frog in G's fridge. O'Jury totally kifed G.
by 515 August 15, 2005
Get the kifed mug.