Kaledudvasia

legit the best person ever

I love kaledudvasia

by Anonymous696969winkwink January 8, 2022

Kaleb

Beautiful blue eyes, curly dirty blonde hair, tall, handsome, and the most nicest boy you could ever meet. He has the cutest laugh, and a REALLY adorable smirk. He will make you fall in love over, and over again. His hands feel soft, and his lips are too. He can make you mad, but no matter what, you couldn't stay mad. He always has the cutest nicknames to call you, and he listens to you talk no matter. He encourages you to follow your dreams, and to do whatever makes you happy.

I love you, Kaleb. <3

by Kristine__<3 May 1, 2022

Kale Jail

Being on a strenuous diet, a term originally coined by accomplished MMA fighter Lucas Rosa

Man, I'm going to be in kale jail until I get my summer body back!

by The ultimate definor 3 June 30, 2023

Arm Kale

The opposite of arm candy. An unattractive date who's ultimately good for you.

Did you see Tasha's arm kale? He's a CPA who's not addicted to cocaine. I'm happy for her.

by Fi-oh-nah August 19, 2015

Lynsey kale

Lynsey kale is in the full time stoner industry, she gave birth to the pot head that is the big nig, she is also batshit crazy and abit bipolar. She will box you out and scrap your Nan (only if she deserves it) she just don’t give a fuck about who you are, but if your not a stoner you will be unfriended. Don’t mess with Lynsey kale or she will roast your nans business on Facebook cos your a scamming little cunt

Lynsey kale doesn't give a fuck who you are, she will throw hands at your neighbours daughters cats grandad.

by Seshheadsesh2345 October 8, 2020

dirty kaleaf

When you fuck Dom’s mom and a then nut on her brand new floors while the neighbor crackhead matty licks it up

I just dirty kaleaf last night matty was drawlin

by JPXT November 20, 2022

Pulling a Kaleb

When you bust the news that you watch porn.

I told my girlfriend that I was pulling a Kaleb.

by SammyDrummer July 24, 2018