by Owen Pidcock May 09, 2019
For example, "I went home with that guy last night and let him spice things up in the Night Kitchen."
by lilcatfish April 08, 2014
A game where you drink copious amounts of whiskey and then proceed to pour olive oil all over the linoleum in your kitchen and then try to fight your friends.
by banchronic January 21, 2012
A (sexy kitchen) is a kitchen that is so nice, new and titillating that you'd pass up sex to be able to cook in that kitchen. Even people who don't like to cook can be seduced by a sexy kitchen and decide to just cook that night rather than have sex.
A (sexy kitchen) has seductive granite counter tops, new appliances that make your toes curl, cabinet space as far as the eye can see, and enough counter space that you actually could have sex on them. But it really has nothing to do with sex. The point is the kitchen is more appealing than sex.
by Bobbler Queen February 22, 2014
Someone who is amazing at chopping foods but can be very bossy! One can always defer to a kitchenhiemer
by Kitty goes meow May 06, 2016
This is someone who has sexual encounters in no other location other than kitchens. Often times they are wearing a giant egg costume (like that over easy omelet costumes on Halloween), while the other person is wearing a bacon costume. It does not matter what sex is wearing what costume, however. When they want to "spice it up" one wears a tabasco costume. Another version of kitchen sleeper can be seen in the image.
"Jack and Jill were kitchen sleepers, and they tried to get me to spice it up, but I didn't have the costume."
by Kitchen Sleeper February 13, 2018
To have horrible internet connection.
by nickanamek August 21, 2010