keiser soza

Myth, legend! known by all seen by none! Kombyashi that usual suspect you dont suspect

well after he left they realized it was keiser soza

by Keiser Soza September 13, 2020

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The Matt Kiser Method

A method of betting in Las Vegas, wherein the better visually ascertains what bet Mr.Kiser is making, and then makes the exact opposite bet...almost assuring a positive outcome for the better. This has been historically specific to the table game Roulette, though the method has been used with success in many other casino table games, as well as slot machine play.

In layman’s terms, whatever he does...you do the opposite.

Kiser : “I’m gonna put $1,000 on Black! I got a system”
Everyone in earshot: “Hey Matty just put $1,000 on black...I’ll put $1,000 on red!

Someone’s fried: “Why?”
Everyone: “ It’s the Matt Kiser Method ”
Casino: “14 Red.”
Kiser: “Aw shit!”
Everyone else: “Yay!”

Kiser: Even
You: Odd

Kiser: 1-18
You: 19-36

Kiser: Hit, I got a system
You: Stay

by MaxyPants69 September 11, 2020

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KaiserSose

the 1337est videogamer of them all

kaiser is soo goddamn 1337

by Stoner June 28, 2004

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Kanser

To kanser is to turn someone's rucksack or bag inside out, without them knowing, just to achieve a few laughs.

'Man, you proper kansered my bag there. I can't return it to its' normal state.'

by Crazy Lace Geoffrey April 29, 2008

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Kaisarion

A derogatory term against German historians or Archeologists.

"Did you hear about that new discovery in South Africa?"
"I did"
"Yeah it turns out it was complete bullshit"
"God damn it... god damn Kaisarions..."

by SeeleVolleri September 23, 2022

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Kaisler

A worthless piece of shit, that cant amount to anything no matter how hard she tries. Will most likely amount to nothing more than a cheap prostitute, making just enough money to purchase more condums and vibraters.

Anna is such a Kaisler.

by Mchunt October 24, 2008

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