When a woman has been double teamed to the point that the internal friction has caused her rectum and vagina to become one internal hole with two entrances, thus forming a y joint shaped orifice.
That slut has been dp'd so much she has a y joint or Jamie's mom is so tore up i heard she has a y joint
by BigDtheDestroyer February 4, 2010
Get the Y Joint mug.A sexy lady killer with fantastic blond hair, dazzling blue eyes, and perfect abs. Jonathans are definately the best men to love and have the best humor a girl can ask for. A Jonathan usually gets the hot babes, but sadly to get the good girls he must turn down others that are only slightly less attractive. Usually they are extremely athletic and sometimes have hot nicknames like the lady killer, the white mamba, and even sometime a sexy panther. Jonathans are out to steal a girls heart and usually succeed.
Girl: Aah Jonathan is so perfect i could just die!
Girl 2: Well too bad because he mine!!
Girl 3: No he's mine!!
(the girls start a merciless fistfight)
Jonathan: Ladies, ladies please. All though you have all won multiple Miss USA awards, none of you are at my level. I'm sorry
Girl 2: I'm sorry we fought, we just all wanted you
Girl 3: I knew it was too good to be true ;(
Girl 2: Well too bad because he mine!!
Girl 3: No he's mine!!
(the girls start a merciless fistfight)
Jonathan: Ladies, ladies please. All though you have all won multiple Miss USA awards, none of you are at my level. I'm sorry
Girl 2: I'm sorry we fought, we just all wanted you
Girl 3: I knew it was too good to be true ;(
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An amazing and very sexy man who always thinks of others before himself. He is normally an amazing boyfriend/husband/friend who always finds the small things that you like and will do anything to make you happy. Every girl wishes that they could have him as a boyfriend/husband, but he only picks sweet, classy, innocent women who are normally extremely attractive. He is always an amazing listener who never wants to hurt the ones that he loves.
Fat Girl: Man, I wish I could be with Jonathan, I've been in love with him forever and he never seems to date me or see me that way.
Friend: Yeah, you have to be a special type of person to be with a Jonathan. I hear Jonathans are very picky.
Friend: Yeah, you have to be a special type of person to be with a Jonathan. I hear Jonathans are very picky.
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Get the Janitrix mug.'Joint Body' was common slang used by members of law enforcement, especially those working undercover to identify and snuff out ex-cons and former felons. The term refers to the physique that an ex-con yields while being in the "joint." This coupled with a certain strut, or walk on the outside making themselves appear strong and confident. The "body" portion refers to the lean muscle mass an ex-con accumulates while in the "joint," via lifting weights.
by Nicholas Lee Burke August 21, 2009
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Given that their upcoming road trip to Sasquatch would happen right at sundown, the group of friends decided that a minimum of an ounce would be necessary for a jointivity of such great magnitude.
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