Jonathan

Normally a name associated with huge douches that go to crossfit, brag about lifting heavy stuff, and can't hold their liquor.

Dude, did you hear about that guy that talks about crossfit all the time and makes lame jokes? Yeah, such a Jonathan.

by Crossfitisstupid October 13, 2018

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Jonathan is someone with a HUGE dick.Jonathan gets a lot of pussy but is really loyal.He can fight and beat up anybody.jonathan also is from Miami jit

Damn jonathan is here he is going to fuck all the bitchs.

by JonnyDrip November 24, 2019

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Probably a fag, but his moms hot.

Me:"Hey have you seen Jonathan's mom"
Other: "Yea she's hot"

by SandwichMaker5000 March 21, 2019

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The person that wants to get sucked by merve and vapes.
He always bullies benny and rapes his best friend and plays fortnite and sprays and prays
Likes to get surrounded by white people because he likes gwy lo

Jonathan is the greatest in bed and dates because he will slap your butt cheeks as soon as he see you approaching him.

by Hajob April 13, 2019

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A complete douche bag. Has no regard for his actions and will definitely make you cry. He lies, and will judge you for your beliefs. If you know a Jonathan LEAVE HIM.

Cassie: What’s wrong?

Jess: Jonathan was being a jerk! :(
Cassie: that’s expected.

by You know I’m right May 5, 2019

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