Jobs Knobber

Someone that idolizes Steve Jobs

or

a female under Steve Job's Desk

He has every generation of iPod ever made. He is such a Jobs Knobber

by Mystery Meat 4U October 21, 2010

Joes Crab Shack

When a guy rubs his unwashed, crusty testicle sack on the crack of your anus hole.

Joe: Dude why does my anus smell like fish and have flakes on it?
Guy: Maybe you shouldn't have got a Joes Crab Shack from your uncle mate.

by MasterBlasker999 May 19, 2020

Joeseph

Something that cannot be taught, and is only naturally understood (may take some time to understand.)

Mom: Did you do your 37 missing assignments?
You: Joeseph.

by JoeLuvr127 May 10, 2022

Joeseph

Feared by many, rumoured he is so hard he shaves with a blowtorch and is able to move mountains and has acquired the nickname The Mountain.

Did you hear about that guy Joeseph? Apparently he has an extremely fit friend named will Saldana.

by saldana June 1, 2016

jobs

Something that is probably the most difficult thing to achieve.

"I'm lucky to have a job at Ground Round."
-me

by Dave November 4, 2004

Steve Jobs Device

An apple product, usually hand held or portable

"Did you hear about the new iPad?"

"The world does not need another steve jobs device."

by DingusMoose March 30, 2010

Jobey

A wise but playful person, one who definitely gets bored easily, loves to talk, but is only Social to an extent around unfamiliar folks. Has a lot of dark secrets but will never reveal them unless his life was on the line or could find it necessary. Could be one with gaming.

“Jobey is a generally good guy, I don’t see a problem with him really.”

by The Forgiving One In A Way January 22, 2018