Jewterus

The uterus of a non-Jewish woman who gives birth to somebody who later converts to Judaism.

Did you hear that Junior left the church and converted to Judaism? His mom must have a jewterus.

by Nictionary December 21, 2014

Jewshi

Sushi made of jew food, such as lox, cream cheese, and so on.

Q. Would you like some smoked salmon and cream cheese sushi?
A. Fuck no! I ain't eating that Jewshi bullshit!

by nappy pappy May 1, 2008

Jethro Tull

A progressive-rock band fronted by Ian Anderson-the best one-legged flute-playing sheep farmer in rock and roll today!

Teacher: Class, today we will learn about Jethro Tull.

Class: You mean that boring prog-rock band my dad likes? The one fronted by a sheep-shagger who plays the fucking flute?

Teacher: No, the guy that revolutionized agriculture in Europe in the 18th century by rediscovering techniques used by the Chinese in the 6th century.

Class: Oh, THAT Jethro Tull!

by Shite from Shinola October 21, 2009

jethro bodine

Uneducated redneck who is lacking culture, social norms.

Most people who watch Fox News,are the Jethro Bodine type who think you can get AIDS from shaking hands with gay people or that every black man is OJ Simpson!!!

by Tha Knowledge September 23, 2013

jewtastrophy

An epidemic caused by the Jewish religion

The Black Plague was a jewtastrophy of the 14th century

by mightymigit10 May 17, 2011

jewhorse

A word that came out of my mouth when I was drunk one night. Used to enhance road rage.

Used to define utter stupidity and retardation.

Brainless acts of human interaction

You're sitting at a stop sign with a soccer mom in front of you. There is PLENTY of time to TURN/GO STRAIGHT, but she continues to wait at the stop sign for a gap of more than 20 car lengths to pull her minivan out into the road.

"GO you jewhorse!!!"

by Jason lilevo August 29, 2005

jetthro

A man who is brave , who can adapt to anything who is wise and a leader to others on their community.

Man your a true jetthro

by Jetthro24 September 9, 2015