Jewie

Jewie is a common name given to those friends of yours named Louis. They tend to be people exploding with jewness and love gold and money. They often choose the banking side in life as it’s like a magnet to them. Jewie is not a good friend and will be incredibly greedy for all your money.

“I saw jewie working in the bank”
“I hate that jewie cunt”

by Jewiehater69 November 9, 2022

Jewbilee

A large gathering of Jewish people which is unannounced and sporadic; Gathering that does not have religious reason

Person 1: Hey, what are all those Jews doing?

Person 2: Oh, they are just having another Jewbilee

Person 1: Damn, again?

by PootSniffer March 11, 2023

Jewmie Dimon

The CEO of GayPMorgan and Chase, a rich Harvard jew douchebag who makes billions so he can bang all da hot biches!

Jewmie Dimon went to Harvard and then his Jewish ass got rich and famous and banged hot biches

by D Flawless April 7, 2023

jewbilant

How Shylock hoped to feel after his infamous court hearing.

Having a ruling in Shylock's favor might indeed have made HIM jewbilant, but said lucrative decision would have been totally unjust, since it would have made several OTHER FOLKS decidedly UNhappy, and caused them untold agonies, undeserved harm, and excessive hardship.

by QuacksO April 10, 2023

Jewtie

A cutie who is Jewish

shes a Jewtie. A cutie who's Jewish.

by Thearab313 April 14, 2023

jewiener beaner

a nickname for a person named jena

ew its jewiener beaner
right

by MANNYMANYMANYNMAYNAMYNAMYNAMYN July 31, 2023

Jewbiguous

When one has the Jewish affect, but not the religion.

Person #1: Are you Jewish?

Person #2: No.
Person #1: So, you have the affect but not the religion?

Person #1: Yes.
Person #2: You're Jewbiguous.
Person #1: Yes!

by Lover7681 December 14, 2024