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Turd Jerky

When you wake up up in the morning after butt sex with dried shit on your Dick.
I woke up to take a piss and my Dick was covered in turd jerky.
by TastelessT’s December 12, 2021
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Beef Jerky

Man1: yo man, you want some beef jerky?

Man2: you mean... Cow Raisins? Sure.
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Alien jerky

When you eat unidentifiable meat but you don't second guess where it came from. The term "Eat" is very broad in this definition.
Jeremy ate alien jerky for six hours straight.
by Milkmanluv February 6, 2018
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Beef jerky

Another way of explaining masterbaution
I’m going to jerk my beef, I’m gonna make some beef jerky
by Mr Ben Dover April 14, 2019
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Murky Jerky

When you sit on your right hand so it falls asleep and then you use it to jerk off while your hand is still asleep
She finally lifted her big head off my hand last night but she wouldn’t wake up so I just indulged in the ol murky jerky
by Bootyclapper November 5, 2021
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stiff jerky

Hey why do I have a stiff jerky
by Yee yee skee February 11, 2018
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irky jerky

A work-specific behavior pattern characterized by initially experiencing annoyance or frustration (irked) by awkward workplace dynamics, then reacting in an unprofessional or counterproductive way (jerky). This can involve snapping at colleagues, making sarcastic comments about bosses or projects, or generally becoming withdrawn and disengaged during meetings or collaborations.
After weeks of missed deadlines and unclear expectations, Mark went Irky Jerky with his manager, making passive-aggressive comments in every meeting.
by SalvyZ June 27, 2024
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