jeanderwear

Pretty much, this word denotes jean shorts so short that they could be mistaken for underwear.

Jeanderwear: Really not appropriate to provide an example in such a public forum.

by stupa May 11, 2013

Jennered

Popular phrase used in Eastern European countries to describe a cold foggy morning, with an unexpected twist. As the sun rises over the luscious maples on the hillside, the suns reflection off the dew ridden leaves causes an illusory affect on the human optic nervous system. One spot in particular yields the strongest mirage. The Carpathian mountain range that travels through Romanian is the tourist capital of Romanian, as well as a mecca for Kris Jenner followers and fans alike. Natives claim the effects of the suns rays on a spring morning resembles the feeling of being starstruck when the brain perceives the mirage to be true. This effect causes one to believe they are seeing the face of Kris Jenner, just inches away from their own. Scientists were unable to provide any conclusion in their research as to why this effect occurs, other than the obvious: everyone loves the Kardashians!

Wendell "You look like you had a good night last night!"

Chaz "I woke up early to watch the sunrise."
Wendell "Dude, I think you're jennered. You better go home and sleep it off! You're in no condition to take an examination!"
Chaz "I know, but its finals week!"

by JackieRobert'sSon January 26, 2014

jenerview

The 20/20 interview special where Diane Sawyer interviews Bruce Jener about his journy transitioning to a woman

Omg you guys can't wait to go home and watch the jenerview! I hope they make a mini series

by Fun123fub April 25, 2015

Jennerpause

When a trans-gendered person goes through menopause. Coined after Bruce Jenner who is now(after surgery) Caitlyn Jenner.

Kay is in her sixties. Is she experiencing Jennerpause?

by djtc July 7, 2015

Jennered

adjective, past-tense.

1. To run someone over or hit another car. Also used to describe the events of being T-boned in an intersection.

2. Earning an award you probably didn't deserve.

"Shut up, Timmy. You jennered that 1st place trophy."

1. "I was crossing the street until I was jennered by that dick in the silver Prius."

2. "Shut up, Timmy. You jennered that gold medal."

by diabeticLife March 4, 2016

Jenner Bending

1. (verb) When someone actively pursues being someone or something they're not.
2. (verb) The act of being disingenuous.

Enough of the Jenner Bending bruv. Face it, your a white kid from the suburbs. You not allowed to rap.

by TheRealSimonSays April 26, 2016

jenkerklenk

A word commonly used to describe the sound when old people are performing doggystyle, and the male genitalia hit the female bosom in a slapping collision.

Shaquille could only describe the sound coming from his elderly parents' bedroom as jenkerklenk. "That's fucked up man."

by joomerkloons November 17, 2016