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Oprah Jeans

Very tight fitting black jeans worn by obese women who have just dropped five pounds in water weight in an effort to show the world that they are no longer fat. These jeans are black since this color hides rolls better than light colors and are usually debuted with hands in the air and a techno beat and pushed along with the temporary arrogance of knowing that turkey is better for you than pork.
Oprah reinvents herself about every five years and walks onto the show wearing her famous Oprah Jeans. Don't we all love getting parenting advice form the richest and most barren woman on the planet?
by Gary Vitalis October 19, 2009
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marie-jeanne

If you ever meet a Marie-Jeanne, marry her! She's the most beautiful girl on earth, not only physically but her personnality.. Just wow! And then there's her smile😍
You're such a Marie-Jeanne!
by Jygjrgxh August 23, 2016
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Jeanine Pirro

A smug faced and arrogant looking corporate shill on Fox news who supports Trump only because she gets paid enormous sums of money by Rupert Murdoch and the Kochs to do so. She also has a deranged obsession with Hillary Clinton and has even gone as far as going to Chappaqua to do some "Hillary hunting." Although a very intelligent woman and a competent Judge who hosted a TV show, Jeanine has been brainwashed by the alt right to the point where she cannot even think for herself.
Jeanine Pirro says that Mueller should be thrown in jail for doing his job!
by densitywave March 2, 2018
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Jeanae

She keeps you laughing no matter what and you can never stay mad at her for long. She’s super cute and definitely someone you want to keep around
Yo jeanae had my crying last night
by VereenaC April 24, 2019
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Jean

the most perfect person to exist. much prettier then her other family members and also ha a much cooler personality
guy one: i just met jean
guy two: shes amazing isnt she?
guy one: i think im in love with her.
guy two: she is the most amazing person ever, i understand.
by knsjkfnk December 25, 2012
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Jealous Bitch Syndrome

The condition most often occurring in pubescent teeny bopper girls in which the female becomes hostile towards their previous infatuation, frequently causing difficulty for the male in question of finding or connecting with a new mate(s). The most common symptom of Jealous Bitch Syndrome is the inability to control the urge to constantly and unreasonably prove a nuisance to oneself and others.
Bro 1: She's nothing but a trouble making drama queen ulleh.
Bro 2: Too true bro, I personally find it both amusing and entertaining, as the emotions of a pubescent bopper are, quite honestly, of little concern to me in comparison with more important mad wog shit.
Bro 1: Exactly, she has Jealous Bitch Syndrome, lets go get a coffee, yulla.
by Lebanese Rambo November 25, 2010
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jealous

There are 2 types of jealousy. The most correct definiton would be the feeling of being threatened by a rival in a romantic relationship or losing something of value to another person which happens to be yours already. This is what I consider the correct definiton.

The second is type of jealousy is more like Envy. Envy is a hatred/bitterness towards another person for having an advantage that YOU don't have. For instance, envious/jealous behavior such as a friend has a nice new car and instead of being truly happy for them you badmouth them or the car or make up something ridiculous because YOU can't afford it yourself. If someone has money and YOU don't you say they recieved it through less than stellar means. If someone is more talented than YOU you say their work isnt as good as anyone thinks or they are just lucky. This kind of 'jealousy' is destructive and displays itself as having a bad attitude towards the object of the envy and also being passive aggressive.
1. Cher was jealous when her relationship with her boyfriend was threatened.

2. Mike was jealous of her because he didn't have any nice things. He had no happiness so he didnt want her to have any either.
by Zelda333 February 12, 2008
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