A 19 year old who never fucking learned how to read
what up, I'm jared, I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read.
by doesanyonevenusethisanymore March 11, 2018
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a vape god that vapes at school all day and clouds up the hallways. he is the most cringey person ever and when ever he walks up the stairs he clouds up the stair then runs from the teachers.He is a true vape god with a 1 millon billion trillion watt vape with the biggest mod ever. A true vape nation general
wow ur such a jared
by lamboboss678 March 7, 2017
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a stupid fucker who can't even get dressed in the morning.
he likes hitting on married women and invariably gets beaten by their husbands.
he is usually retarded and likes literally eating shit.
that man just beat his wife's jared.
by gerard_capshen123 November 21, 2013
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100% of the time it’s a dude with the smallest penis in the classroom. he can never make anyone laugh and he’s just stupid.
ha did you see jared’s tiny penis when he got exposed
by coopscoop14 October 8, 2018
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someone who has achieved the mastery of gayness

someone you would stride to be gay

a manifestation of homoseaxuallity

basically the gay-est nigga God could create
I took jared's girlfriend ... oh well

My wife is hates jared and things he is a homophobic nigger
by jared gasmena December 6, 2017
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a reference to the vine that goes "waddup im jared im 19 and i never fucking learned how to read" by josh kennedy. if you see this in a comment, basically they are saying they wish they never read whatever was on the post, or that they wish they couldn't read.
it's posts like these that make me wish i was jared, 19
by hecking September 15, 2018
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