Jungle Cancer

The undying love of girls for black men.

A form of jungle fever but permanent.

Stacey: I love big black cock, I think I have jungle fever.

Person #1: It's not fever, you have it all the time.

Stacey: Oh, right it's jungle cancer!

by TurtleBoy001 May 15, 2010

Vajiggle Jaggle

The jiggly bits that hang out when obese women don't wear a lot of clothing. Guaranteed to see vajiggle jaggle at the Redneck Games in South Georgia.

"All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimous."

by DOLLA MAKE ME HOLLA August 9, 2012

Jingleberries

When a man is having sex with a woman with an excess of butthair, and he unloads his jizz into the butthair. After a short amount of time, the jizz hardens and forms jingleberries.

Girl 1: Man I had sex with this guy last night, and now my butthair is stuck together.

Girl 2: Did you check if you have Jingleberries?

by The Creek 31 February 27, 2011

Jangleplatz

Replacement for "Awesome." Simply because I'm tired of every asshole with the mind of a 14-year-old using some form of "awesome" to describe anything because they're unaware of other adjectives.

If people use this, that shit would be jangleplatz. (That sounds awesome.)

by ChrisNoF4i September 2, 2009

Jungle Lust

The phenomenon that occurs to to staff members of summer camps of boy scout camps where there are very few members of the opposite sex.

Similar to beer goggles, just spending a week or two up at a camp turns "2's" into "8"s. Except this lasts all summer and even up to a month after reintegration with civilization.

Jungle Lust also is also a antagonist to financial goals as it makes you buy totally random/worthless shit with your already pathetic paycheck.

Tony: "Hey Jim! Did you see Mark's new girlfriend?"
Jim: "Yep Mark is a victim of Jungle Lust, he needs help."

by GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEER CLE August 30, 2010

Jagle

A breed of human that is very intellectual, and keen on European men. A very smart being who often is seen blurting out facts. Loved by everyone who gets to know this breed of human. Unique, but when you find them very lovable and probably one of the most kind people you will ever meet. Fond of polygamists relationships

Have you seen Jagle today? Yeah i saw her, she was just talking about literature to all of her many fans

by MysteryMan Sanchez October 15, 2010

Jaggler

An extremely awkward person with no common sense who cannot keep up a conversation going for more than 20 seconds.

Number 1: Uh...so...yeah...How are you doing?
Number 2: Oh man I'm fine, how about you?
Number 1: I'm k.
Number 2: Oh that's nice, anything new happened?
Number 1: ...
Number 2: Wow, stop being a Jaggler.

by Mr. Tortalini December 15, 2015