Jaked

When making out/hooking up with a chick, to leave her stranded between 1st and 2nd base (aka 'give er the shortstop')

"dude, i totally jaked that hoes ass last night!"

by Highpod February 26, 2010

Jake

the thiqqest and shortest boy out there

wow hes thiqqq he must be a JAKE!
Dang, Jake got cake!

by minecraftlover486 November 13, 2019

Jake

A fucking amazing guy who will brighten your whole world. His smile will heal any sadness and his eyes are a beautiful sea of blue. He will treat his friends like family despite being an asshole out of humor, but will ultimately aways be there for them. He is handsome, sweet, kind, caring, lovable, and the most adorable little puppy ever. Break his heart and you will die :) loves to do flips. OG Alphas for life. cop a hoodie. they r clean asf.

im so in love with JAKE he is amazing<3

by xMissAlyssa15x January 29, 2019

Jake

Has extremely large penis. Way larger than people named Noah’s penises.

I hate Noah’s. I want a Jake!

by Jake>Noah October 12, 2019

Jake

A person that really looks like Gibby Gibson from Icarly.

“woah did you see Gibby?”
“Nah bro that’s jake.”

by urmomsb July 25, 2019

Jake

someone who is in

he's such a jake!

by lilbreadx October 25, 2019

Jake

an asshole

fuck you jake

by another florida man May 15, 2020