Israeled

Taking something that isn't yours, and then shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.

He stole my idea, presented it as his own, and then cried plagiarism when I called him out. I guess he got Israeled!

by TheComputerNerd December 27, 2023

israeled

To act like the victim 24/7, but is able to steal things that belongs to someone else.

Peter joined Hamed's pool party, despite not being invited. After the party ended and everyone left, Peter kicked Hamed out of his own house!

Hamed is yelling "I got israeled! Help!"

Don't be like Peter!

by ggreals November 4, 2023

Israel Defense Forces

Literally the best army in the world. Assembled from 3 branches - air, sea and land, it is the most powerful military in the middle east, and one of the most powerful in the world. The IDF has won every single one of the 7 wars it has fought since its establishment in 1948.

"Man how I love seeing the Israel Defense Forces operate. They are so cool!"

by Sdag327 December 28, 2023

Israelitis

An infection in which a cabal of miniature, gummy bear sized Jews lay eggs in your ears, and speak hypersonic yiddish causing mental impairment. They may burrow to expand their synagogue. When the Jewlet eggs hatch, the host experiences an immediate urge to circumcise themselves with the nearest sharp object.
This infection is commonly contracted from nests in pool tables and dart boards.

1) P1: Fuck man, I keep missing my pool shots this table must be broken.
P2: Nah man u just got Israelitis.

by Dr. Not A. Nazi May 19, 2024

Israeled

When you kindly allow someone to share something that is yours,
who then claims it as rightfully theirs,
and then shames YOU for being the victimizer of THEM!

I came across a poor sod on the street today who told me he had had a nice house once, but he lost it after he took in a border who Israeled him.

by derw00d January 26, 2024

Israeled

The ability to achieve amazing results given very difficult conditions.

Bill israeled the ski race course even though it was very windy.

by anonymous January 17, 2024

israel

If you repeat a lie often enough, eventually it becomes Israel.

Israel's army is "the most moral army in the world"
>Proceeds to commit inhuman war crimes

by nobodyknows. September 26, 2024